• shiftymccool@programming.dev
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    24 days ago

    People sure like to just toss the word “brick” around. These printers are still functional enough to get another firmware update to fix them. You know what can’t? Bricks

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      24 days ago

      Yeah, can we go back to when “brick” had a very specific definition with respect to electronics?

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        24 days ago

        Pfft, in my time bricks had a very specific definition with respect to masonry work.

        You damn kids with your fake definitions for real words, I swear it’s because y’all are rotting your brains away with all these new mediums for acquiring news.

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      25 days ago

      Well…they make other products too. I’m sure Laptop/Desktop/Server department transferred some money to Printer department

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        25 days ago

        I used to work in a large oil company for a decade. Around 2018, everyone got new HP laptops with touch screen. We’re talking 20.000 permanent employees, and more than 40.000 externals (externals did not get a laptop). After a couple of weeks, people started complaining about the fan making a lot of noise.

        After HP checked the laptops, it turned out that the fan was not powerful enough. Their solution? Limit the CPU speed. And my company just agreed. Fuck that noise!!!

        I already started boicotting them in 2009, when i purchased a computer, which had an S-video. But it didn’t work. Went to the store that sold it, they told me to contact HP. I did, and they just told me that it was a error on the entire laptop series, and that I should’ve known about it before I purchased the laptop.

        Go fuck yourself, HP!

  • wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    Clearly those cartridges must’ve been made by some merry band of maritime robbers. You know, the kind of criminals who’d force you to give them your money, but give you nothing of proportional value in return.

    Could be that the problem isn’t the firmware per se.

  • Absaroka@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    My wife bought one of these pieces of shit before we got together. A few months back I finally got to the point where I had the “honey we need to throw out your printer and get a new one.”

    “OK - should we give it to my sister or see if any of our friends want this?”

    “I’m not sure I dislike any of your friends or family enough to inflict this much frustration on them.”

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    25 days ago

    “You all keep saying we’ve enshittified printers so you all lose your printing rights until you think about what you’ve done”

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    25 days ago

    Imagine how many 1,000s of other users are being affected by this and just think their printer broke.

    I mean, it did.