That’s what you get for talking to people and stuff.
They’re probably sticking around to find out why you’re cosplaying as Ebenezer Scrooge
I mean… Why aren’t you?
I sure want one of those pajamas (yes, the candle too)
Is that the rich dude obsessed with immortality?
Yeah, that’s the guy who measures his nighttime erections and has MRIs done every other week, to name a couple of his fixations. It’s a weird way to live, but I have to admit that I’m curious to hear what he’s up to every so often.
Nothing quite like piercing yourself weekly with radiation to keep healthy.
I bet he drinks gasoline too.
MRIs don’t use radiation, they’re based on magnetism.
Provided they don’t use contrast or sedation, and you don’t have any metal in you its incredibly safe.
I think the biggest risk is hearing damage from the noise of the motor
Maybe he’s just irradiating himself on the side, as a treat?
Maybe, but he said he uses an umbrella every time he leaves the house to protect his skin from UV light so I’m guessing not.
“And I’m Bono.”
Maybe it’s the sunglasses throwing them off
