If you’re going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
What is “ranch”?
it’s mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
Pizza is a vegetable in America
I’d like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I’d call it the Badger Blast
To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
That looks like a pretty good Neapolitan Pizza Margherita to me.
Are we seeing the same picture?
Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)
Edit: likely NL
Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.
Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.
“Wanna see me shotgun this?”
Isn’t that just a calzone
Speed running an international incident any%
Hold on, if you can’t cut it and you can’t fold it, how do you eat it?
Who says you can’t cut it?
They’re not allowed to handle a knife, I’m guessing
Grind it down to a fine powder and snort it through a rolled 500 euro bill.
Italian “pizza” sucks.
Modern pizza originates in the US, so I don’t know why the fuck anyone would go to Italy and expect it to be better.
To be fair, it was Italian immigrants who invented what we know as pizza today, but Chinese immigrants also brought Chinese food to America as well—and if you go to China expecting the same kind of food there, prepare to be disappointed (especially if you don’t live in an area with a large Asian population. I do so I can assure you that authentic Chinese is completely different. Same for pizza.)
Edit: Why are you booing me? I’m right.
What the fuck are you talking about???
I’ll admit that I went on a bit of an ADHD-fueled rant on the end, but I thought I was reasonably clear.
Tell me what part of my comment you don’t understand, and I’ll be happy to explain it to you.
I understood you. When people go to a country when coming from America and expect the authentic version to be the same as what they have been eating they will be disappointed. Its not a better or worse thing its just very different.
Italian food here is Italian-American and a lot of it has significantly evolved from what you would get in itally. It’s not authentic Italian it is however authentic Italian-American.
Mostly just the part where you claim that “modern” pizza was invented in the US. Not a different food, not a variation with its own history - just straight up “modern” pizza. That’s a very sad and mildly insulting way to describe a global hit with Italian roots. Mass production alone doesn’t give any country the right to claim to have invented a food.
I can understand the frustration of tourists when they expect something different from the authentic version of a dish, even if that’s pretty unlikely with a dish that has so many different styles all over the world, but you make it sound like pizza, as a whole, is a US invention and Italy serves some antiquated precursor… Also, Italy serves many different kinds of pizza. No one should feel forced to go to the most traditional restaurant in Naples and order a pizza margherita, even though most people will probably like it.
Read Monarch’s comment below yours. I was going to try to explain myself, but they said exactly what I was thinking, except more eloquently.
