ChatGPT thinks everything is brilliant.

Awesome. Everything is awesome.

The answer is, on the outside.

The title misled me here, I think. It sounded like an indictment that Temu stopped showing Google ads in its product then its ranking in Google Play dropped, but I don’t think it’s that.

Sounds like Temu was paying for ads to get users, and without those ads people stopped turning to it for shopping. Also,

The timing coincided with the Trump administration’s hardened stance on Chinese imports, raising tariffs to 125%

Perhaps the actual main factor.

I don’t think he’s a citizen. Just a legal immigrant.

And actually from El Salvador, so it’s his own government that’s refusing to return him to America.

Make your own framework just to own the libs.

On average, 79% of U.S. adults nationwide are literate in 2024.

Ignoring the slightly superfluous ‘average’, but… Wow. I’m surprised. I guess there’s a lot of people in far rural areas, or impoverished, or just surfing is their life (California has the lowest adult literacy!), who never learnt to read.

“The presidential broadcast today is signed with the words, Tourniquet Faster Inedible Swan Shelf Overturn Cactus. Alternatively, please scan the following Morse Code with your device…”

Why?

This guy’s lucky to have such a good mum.

Remember to share your notepad with them, even if they’re all like, “mom, your bash usage is like from the '90s, so cringe!” Behind all the fuss, they’re still learning from you.

Just be careful to think twice before doing what it says. (That goes for any advice from the internet too!)

Like all the old stories of people’s GPS steering them into a lake. Let the GPS help you, but still, like, actually look at the road!

ETA: It’s probably quite reliable at explaining what terminal commands do, since it’s drawing from many manuals. But sometimes it might completely make up the answer, in a way that’s almost right but terribly wrong. You think the command does one thing, so you use it ‘appropriately’, but really it does something else so your carefully thought out use goes completely wrong.

fusion-fission power plant

Sounds like you’re just undoing your work. Put the pieces together, take them apart again. Energy!

Wake up babe new perpetual motion dropped!

Oh, bother.

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I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don’t think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!

“Oh, SHIT!”

flush

And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.

I will go shit in the woods

Then can you compete with the bear?

Ford himself took criticism for this. His answer was, if I don’t drive other companies’ cars, how do I make sure mine are better!

And the ‘p’ for privacy.

‘Smart’ means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.

You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.