What fire? Anybody see any fire?
What do you call a dozen burned teslas?
A good start.
I’ll be here all week. Tip your waiter.
Pay your employees
I was gonna say “a severe understatement”
We should be beating up teslas for charity
And nothing of value was lost
That’s a bit harsh… matches may be cheap, but they’re not worthless.
I’m pretty sure you still need an accelerant, which would be the more expensive part.
Or you just pour water on the “wrong spot” (where tesla was too cheap to protect the batteries) and it burns down itself.
Nah. You would need to actually puncture a lithium cell
Doesn’t it say something about how often Teslas catch fire that a dozen cars burned and their response is “arson suspected”?
The French really do love to set things on fire though. It’s part of their national identity.
Does this hurt musk? Or the dealership?
Fuck yeah!
Oh no!
Anyway…
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-NAZI-CARS
I do feel bad for people who bought Tesla EVs a few years ago, before mask-off Elon.
Before or after he called someone a pedophile for not showing deference to his idiotic cave rescue idea? He’s been publicly questionable since at least 2018.
I guess it depends on how long you keep a car, personally I usually go for a decade.
I don’t have a Tesla though, just a ‘little’ Skoda Yeti :)
I’ve had my car for 15 years. Also a Yeti, I’m Ship of Theseusing it to the end times. It had new tires, new suspension, new fan belt, new battery, new rear wiper motor, new windscreen, and a new wiring harness.
It’s also been driven into a tree and brick wall on two separate occasions (not by me). And the radio has never worked.
It’s rather like an unreliable tank, It can plow through anything as long as you throw money at it afterwards.
I’m so tired of peach Mussolini and his lackey Mush that I want Tesla to burn. I would never encourage people to do it, but I get it.
All the nazi and fascistic shit has consequences.
