Everybody poops
You know who else likes to poop?
counterpoint: nobody poops but you
As read by Morgan Freeman
My sister got pregnant back in 2011. So I got her the book and audiocd of “Go the fuck to sleep”.
She did NOT find it funny.
What do you think spider web is? Just kidding, it’s not poop. I think.
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
Yes they do. Every living thing does. Even plants do in their own way.
I keep Fish, shrimp, snails, and isopods and they all do too. Fish and shrimp actually poop quite a lot, especially the latter. I don’t think I could ever eat shrimp after seeing how many turds those things produce.
Adult mayflies don’t, they don’t even have a digestive system or even mouth. They just reproduce and die.
Sponges, IIRC don’t have organs, hence no anuses. Can their excretions be called poop?
Its why they call it a vain not what it really is a poop tube in shrimp
Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?
Spider poop is called frass and it is often used to reinforce their webs (usually wet droplets).
Iirc hunting spiders tend to excrete more often dry pellets but may be misremembering.
I have been pooped on by a spider.
Everybody poops.
