I’m planning to learn Spanish from Spain and French from France.
Canadian English, a jumble of Parisien and South Ontario French avec un levain de québécois, Bangladeshi Bangali, and old fashioned Cadre-speak.
German is spoken in different versions in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg and by one Belgian.
I speak the correct version.
Native Spanish speaker from Spain and fluent in Portuguese from Portugal
I speak a kind of wild mix of British English and American English. Like my pronunciation is probably closer to British but I’ll also use some American terms, like “sidewalk” instead of “pavement”. I guess it could be considered a variety of Euro English.
I speak standard (German) German, with a slight dialect of my region.
Be a rebel - learn Catalan and just try and speak it to French and Spanish speakers. The world needs more fluent Catalan speakers!
Straya’
Haitian Creole is the better French.
The best french will be the one that simplifies the grammar
My English is an odd mix, and I’ve noticed that I tend to subconsciously emulate the accent of whomever I’m speaking with. Lately it’s been mostly Texans, but as I work in an international environment I’ve been all over the place.
Not that many years ago my combination of coworkers resulted in some weird interpretations: Brits thought I was American, Americans and kiwis thought I was Canadian, and Canadians thought I was British. They all noticed something was up with my accent, but nobody was able to place it.
Same thing happens to me where I’ll start emulating local accents. The result is no one can accurately guess where I’m from, even people from my own country. The general answer is “northern Europe” but not from the country of whomever is guessing. But it’s the same reason… something is up with my accent, but no one is able to place it.
Philadelphia English
I root for the iggles, phils, flyers, and sixers. I eat beggles with cream cheese, and in the summer I’ll get some wooder ice. I go fishing in the crick. If I fall in I’ll dry myself off with a tal, and maybe I’ll hang it on the ratty-ator to dry afterwards. I’ll warsh the mud off my boots at the spicket outside. On vacation I’ll go down the shore. If I need cash I’ll tap mac, perhaps so I can order a cheesesteak (wiz wit) or hoagie. Maybe I’ll see if my friends want to join me, and I’ll ask them "jeet? And they’ll answer “no, jew?” And at the end of the night, after a few citywides, I’ll tell them “I’ll see youse guys later”
You can also replace most of those nouns with “jawn”
Grew up NEPA, went to school on the main line. Moved away almost 20 years ago, but this brings me back.
My sister went to school in NEPA, so I’ll throw you a couple bones
Weather sure is nice today, heyna?
Wanna go grab a couple-two-tree beers?
The several competing pronunciations of Wilkes-Barre
Throop (pronounced “troop”)
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