Don’t sell yourself short … you’re worth way more than that …
Why are lungs worth so much? Because the boomer smokers are old now?
I’m not planning on a burial, but those biodegradable cardboard coffins look pretty awesome, and they’re (comparatively) cheap as fuck too.
My plan is to get cremated - but it would be great to either sneak in some petrol into the casket, or pay the funeral directors to go for a two minute walk while someone packs my casket with fireworks or other low-explosive compounds.
At best, it’ll put on one last show - and at worst it’ll give the crematorium staff member a hell of a shock.
If you want to biodegrade, some places now have funeral service companies that will compost you into mulch. Your remains can safely fertilize your favorite garden, park, or forest.
Donate your body to the military so that they can do bomb testing on it
How the body of an Arizona great-grandmother ended up as part of a U.S. Army blast test
Donate your body to medical research instead of to people trying to murder people more efficiently.
I agree and in the weird story that linked above, that is exactly what the family of the grandmother thought they were doing. They wanted to donate their grandmother’s body for research on dementia but instead the company they used took the body and sent it to the military for use in their bomb testing. The family would have never known without the work of the journalists who researched it all.
“Whatever bub, it’s your funeral. 🤷🏻♂️”
My favourite take is from a few old friends of mine in their 70s and 80s … they say do whatever you want … they won’t be there
One ticket to the cheapest way to dispose of a human carcass please! But flaming boat would be a good plan B, it’s true.
The cheapest way is free: volunteer to be an organ donor!
Can I get the viking funeral, but skip the boat to reduce costs? Just chuck me into the sea and fire arrows at me untill I sink.
My fantasy is to just grow old until the point where I know my health can’t be helped any more and I just plan my own exit.
My thought is to just wander into the wilderness, preferably in the winter, go to a place as far away from anyone as possible in the thickest wildest forest I can get to … tell no one what I did or where I went and then just lie down and go to sleep.
Chances are though … I’ll probably just end up in a home not knowing my name
Heroin OD on some remote overlook in Yellowstone. I know it might be rough on somebody eventually, but that would be the place.
Boooooring. I’m gonna do a fuck load of PCP and die in combat from the chef at waffle house.
I like your style but I don’t know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.
As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.
Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…
In my state, it’s completely legal as long as you inform the fire marshall (?) beforehand. Apparently for many others as well
