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whaleross@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

My dog probably experiences the vacuum cleaner exactly like me in my recurring nightmare as a child trying to convince my parents that the monster in our home is dangerous

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My dog probably experiences the vacuum cleaner exactly like me in my recurring nightmare as a child trying to convince my parents that the monster in our home is dangerous

whaleross@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    Me: “The Vacuum is not going to hurt you. Calm down.”

    The vacuum:

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    This is the best one of these I’ve seen in a very long time. Good one!

  • Riskable@programming.dev
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    Did they ever find out just how dangerous you are?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    My dogs are too chill. They don’t react to the vacuum. They don’t even react to fireworks.

    But someone walking through the breezeway in front of the apartment (not even like walking up to the door) makes the little one bark his head off as he calls out the intruders. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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