cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496
What was your best “I must sacrifice you that I might live” moment delivered reassuringly or sweetly to someone else?
I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying “I was the guardian” and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home 🎊
The resulting explosion was totes fyre 🤙 and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it
You had to ease them into their doom so that you might survive and prosper
😬. I’m already immensly pleased by this response
I only got it the other way around when my wife promised to care for me 24/7 since I got disabled by Long Covid.
Super lucky you. I only have my parents. So once they are gone, I guess so am I.
Austin Powers uses the Fembot as a human shield against the machine guns and then uses her to break the fall when falling off the building
…What?
Count Olaf eases Aunt Josephine into the sinking boat to the human-eating Lachrymose Leeches
