• D_C@lemm.ee
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        3 days ago

        Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
        However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!

        You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!

    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      You didn’t know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That’s like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life.