Appliances that don’t depower when unplugged sound like an incredibly bad idea.

Ah, but that would mean Turkey wouldn’t be blocking the flow of migrants anymore, and we can’t have that now, can we?

Yeah, it’s not the bandwidth that’s the problem, it’s the ping.

Well, ping and packet loss.

Because the assumption is that if Canada ever goes against US wishes, it means Canada is an enemy, and the kill switch goes off, but if Israel ever goes against US wishes, it means some lefty pinko commie got into office, and we must protect Israel’s role in the rapidly approaching rapture!

…Sounds like you’re looking for “Thousands of Beavers”. Great movie.

They shot it at the crowd during a moment of silence.

Would that one island they and the Danes argue over count?