We made potato salad with them before we started using plastic eggs

They were every fifteen years pretty regularly

The only apolitical movie I can think of is plan 9 and that is pushing it

Oh, just harmless acetone

Yeah, why do stomach when you could add it to the biliary enzymes

No. They have a lot of medications for depression. The odds of them taking them all away are not worth going untreated.

It’s like the town I grew up in (which wasn’t named after a cow, it was named after a man who was named after a cow. BIG DIFFERENCE) so I see the distinction in not being named after a slaver but being named after a man named after a slaver. Totally (not) different situation.

Awww yisssss

I love when p people let us know in advance to block

I plan on burning my house down fewer than ten times in my life

You forgot Satan. They also like to blame anything bad on Satan’s apparently limitless power and also Satan being so unbusy that they’d devoted time and energy into stealing your shoes.

Ah fuck I don’t know what happened to my draft card. If they weren’t okay with giving me a desk job but still insist ob drafting me they’d regret it more than I would (innocent fuckups can be expensive, and few people can fuck up to the extent I can).

Dude I’ve got plastic baggies those cards are going in nature’s pocket

I’ve got a locked file cabinet with folders for all my important documents like social security card, birth certificate, the degrees I don’t have hanging on the wall, lease contracts, stuff like that. Also a shitton of appliance manuals

I always loved how Sierra took its error message and turned it into an intentionally quitting the game message because every time they closed the game, instead of closing properly it crashed.

Like PS5 games are smaller on average than their PS4 versions

My favorite example of this is Subnautica. The system didn’t call on the assets as quickly, or a different way I can’t remember all of the details but essentially they had to put like five copies of every asset on the ps4 version to get it to run properly. The ps5 accesses the assets fast enough it only needs one copy. At least that’s how it was explained to me.

Yeah but they made xlookup, that’s worth a few hundred megabytes

I swear my fork, OpenDirigible is the way to go

Time to “oops I lost the case because I missed a filing deadline” all those pro bono nazi cases they just promised

Yup. At the high school I attended, if you were black or brown you could only wear black or white shirts, because any color was a gang color (nevermind the gangs in town wore red and blue).