But he knows his followers defend him by always claiming he’s joking and he’s wanting everyone to know for sure he means it

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…

That article is a wild. Feels like we are in a story with terrible foreshadowing and retcons

I was at least hoping World War III would be kicked off by something interesting. Not two men getting cranky at another man for perceived lack of sufficient ball gargling

I don’t have any great answers, only jumping off points.

But maybe something religious that looks like a utility? Crosses wouldn’t work cause they are way too ubiquitous. Gotta be something weirdly distributed.

Or maybe some sort of holiday decoration? Holidays have so much wierd lore that just wouldn’t make sense outside current society. Not sure what exactly it would be tho but feels like fertile ground