I got an equivalency for ya

Pb(s)+2 HCl(aq)→PbCl2(s)+H2(g)

basic critical thinking skills

My great-aunt would like a word with you.

You ever seen a really bad hemorrhoid?

Same with arson

I have news for you. You both do.

It’s Smegma. Get it right.

Circles are easy. Squares and rectangles, too. What gets me is curvy lines. Not just randomly curvy because my hand is shaky, but like precise curves. I use mspaint every time.

I think they mean gay as in gay men. A lot of people see gay as strictly masculine and lesbian as strictly feminine.

Which is ironic cause it should kinda be the other way around depending on your point of reference

I’ll be honest with you I don’t even know what I was trying to say originally I just wanted to make that masculine/feminine joke

Not really but that would be hilarious

Lesbians. Hate that they aren’t into me, but damnit I get it.

Damn too bad I ain’t paying shit

No problem :-)

I wish there was an easier way, but honestly the best I’ve found is just lots of fresh water, a sponge mop, and patience :-/

Residential maintenance man here. Best thing I’ve found is a damp sponge mop, and near-constant rinsing in fresh water. Take it a couple feet at a time, and make sure to clean and drain your mop between squeegeeing otherwise you’ll end up with gray streaks. You really just want your sponge mop to be just damp enough to wet the floor. You don’t want standing water.

I swapped to Gemini for a month or two. Kept thinking to myself “maybe I’m not speaking clearly,” and other justifications. Turns out it just sucks. Now I just do everything manually. Fuck em.

I’d say Mars, but… well, I’m just going to go ahead and guess that Elon has a slave colony self-building there somewhere as we speak.

Send me back to the homeland of… Scotland? Germany? Finland would be ok

Yo sign me up for real

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