One of the big problems is even more basic than the evils of capitalism, as you mention. If there is some asshole looking to hurt you or your kids, suddenly there is a perfect (and apparently public) record literally advertising the kids’ exact location at all times.

I get why one would want to LoJack their kids, but maybe don’t give a major corporation ready access to that kind of information

It’s not even that they are appetizing, it’s just the principle of not being able to have them, lol

Recently discovered that wheat is evil and forbidden (fuck you, shitty immune system), and now I wish I could eat a sleeve of saltines . . .

Google cancles things like Netflix

I think your kinda missing my point, lol

Might get farther by searching “Studio Ghibli”, the one true way to say it

Oh, I’m screaming, dw

What the actual fuck is a “Ghibli studio”

edit: Since yall seem chill with the absolute crime against universe that saying Studio Ghibli backwards is, I’ve seen most of the movies, I actually know wtf the studio does.

hungry cats are a terrible clock

To those downvoting, yall need to be calibrated

There is no such thing as a ‘Best Game Ever’, but it’s Mass Effect 2

I have a call to Kaiser to set up a specialist appointment that I’ve been “forgetting” for a week . . .

it’s a fucking automated system

Right now I think its basically zero chance, BUT we are absolutely hurtling face-first into that exact reality.

It’s our extremely unfortunate job right now to fight these fascist Cunts and do our best to prevent this reality from coming to be. I get that that is downright terrifying, but if we give in to that fear and bury our heads in the sand, doesn’t kinda mean they win?

Might be some geographical issues (perhaps of the ocean variety) with this proposal

I side-loaded Mint for a couple hours just to goof around, and then . . . never booted Windows again, quite literally forgot it was installed three days later

I am asleep a 21:00 like clockwork, so WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK AM I WIDE AWAKE AT 23:00!!! Fuck you brain, you stupid loud, anxiety riddled bitch

Somebody 100% jizzed on that serving platter

Friendly reminder that guillotines aren’t particularly difficult to make.