Look guys, we know y’all eat beans on toast and spotted dick, be a good sport and take some of this chemically tainted chicken off our hands

Flush twice, don’t want that turd coming back

Weird. You’d think the stable genius who kept dozens of boxes of classified documents in a golf club bathroom would know more about this stuff

How dare you mock us Americans for our intense suffering. This atrocity we’re forced to endure. This immense heartache of paying $2 more per week for eggs. This is literally the same as cheering on Sept 11. Have you no decency?

/s

Did trump personally sign each and every one of the 1500 Jan 6th pardons he gave to his brownshirt thugs?

Has he tried firing half the SpaceX employees, slicing half the budget and making everyone still there send an email detailing what they did this week?