Hey, he used the good crayons

His MAGA fans likely don’t have anything in the market, or they don’t think they do, so they think this won’t affect them. They are in for a rude awakening.

He says enough horrible stuff to not have to fake any of it

Even the wealthy have to think about what is happening right now. To have their company’s value go to shit overnight isn’t winning him any fans.

He inherited a growing economy, a healthy stock market and low unemployment. He has undone all 3. Power move!

The market is betting on corruption

Technically he is standing on earth unless he is standing on ice.

Trucks in general have gotten so big they are pedestrian deathtraps

He sent his tech bros in to fix the database. Now they’ll use the same skills to fix the SS databases.

Typical cycle. Republican cuts taxes, economy stagnates, gov goes to hell. Democrat has to get more revenue, may need to raise taxes to fix damage, economy picks up. Republicans point at Dem and say he raised taxes and voters get upset. Repeat.

“short term” = term in office

“Due to large drops in revenue we’re forced to layoff workers.” Laid off MAGA voters, “But that wasn’t what was supposed to happen!”

This has come up before

They see them everywhere except in their own home

England has the most cctv cameras. They do come in very handy when it comes to catching violent criminals though.

Didn’t need any foreign wars to trigger the first civil war.

Well we made it through one civil war…

He kept talking about it because he intended to create it

Most psychopaths don’t have a sense of humor. They can imitate what they think is considered having one but they don’t actually have one.

Maybe it is time to revisit state secession