Something i don’t see mentioned anywhere is that mysic videos typically are recorded at 1/3 of the normal speed. So the original files will be three times as long as you think would be necessary.

How do you feel about 5040

Here’s the thing. Most women I’ve met aren’t superficial. If you were to gather a bunch of girls and get them to rank each other by attractiveness, you’d effectively get them ranked by extroversion. Also, a bunch of the stereotypical manly things make for bad partners.

I think a lot of the signals you are sending will be recieved as Dad Material. This means you will only attract girls that want to settle down and who imagine a future where you and a little mini version of them are having the best princess tea parties. I see this as a blessing, but this also means you will attract the crazy ones who want you to impregnate them immediately right now.

I am pretty similar to how you described yourself. Four years ago, i also was in a similar rut, although i had dated several girls at that point. Three years ago, I met a girl that was literally everything I wanted in a partner and more. A year and a half ago, I proposed to her, and this year we are going to get married. As far as I know, literally everyone who meets me tells her she’s got the most amazing partner and that she’s so lucky to have such a caring, polite sweetheart as her future husband. The only person who doesn’t like me is her Karen of a mom, because I think she envisioned her perfect little girl marrying a rocket surgeon or something. I think this is similar to how you’ll end up.

Also, if I’m reading you right, you sound like either a teen or a new adult, since you’re still figuring yourself out. As an adult, I never had a hard time getting a partner; I suspect you won’t either. Just keep working on yourself.

I think I need to modify the title to “How to detect spoiled milk if you cant smell and your sense of taste is only technically there”

If your Switch is the one in the picture, I dont think jailbreaking it is going to do much for you.

Look, we are not the target demographic for Apple.

This

It sounds like your fellow wagies have been conditioned to shun anything that smells even a little “socialist”. Paternity leave not only smells like communism, but also wokeism by daring to suggest that the man of the house should maybe share the responsibility of taking care of their baby.

You are bravely doing the radical feminist work of daring to care for your wife who is likely going to have trouble with either holding her bladder (if she squeezed your new family member out through her pelvis) or with standing up and holding your baby (if she got a c-section). How do you feel knowing most of your coworkers wouldn’t do this for their wife?

Microwave the water on high for ten minutes, drop the teabag in, and run for my life

Irrational fear of happiness

Oh no

Amtrak does the train equivalent of a cruise liner, where you spend about half a month on a sleeper car travelling all over America. It’s cheaper than an actual cruise line, and more importantly I think trains are cool.

Edit: forgot about the unlimited money. I guess I would pay to replace all the rails in north america first so I have a smooth ride the whole time.

It works. Well, it works about as well as your average LLM