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  • This has the plot of a CBS show.

    19 year old hacker kid gets contracted to work for the government because he’s “the best”

    Except this is the real world where 19 year olds aren’t good at much of anything beyond learning that dating sucks and unlimited masturbating is fun.

    Guarantee you this kid got hired because he can use ChatGPT to generate code that barely does what he wants.

    Also guarantee you this kid is also the target of honeypot stings from every intelligence agency outside of America, plus maybe a few inside, and he will fall for it and divulge dangerous information.




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    19 days ago

    I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

    I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

    I was in a parking spot too.





  • At this point, it’s a rationalization, not a belief.

    If he changed his mind and thought “maybe I should have gotten her the vaccine” then it means that he directly caused his daughter’s death. If he changes his mind later that maybe vaccines aren’t so bad, that means his stupid, selfish choice caused his daughter’s death.

    I don’t know of many people that could handle that realization. So his mind just rejects it out of principle.