Imagine having no knowledge of the outside world, then you stumble upon a ghost saying, “But first I wanna thank my sponsor; Raid: Shadow Legends!”

Bragging rights.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

Waiting for the first price drop/AMOLED version.

And the seat. He got the seat.

KING ME

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

“That boy is a straight-shooter with middle management written all over him.”

What about the R.O.U.S.?

At first I was worried that it would difficult to get certain American merchandise in Japan. Then I realized American merchandise originates from China so it’s all good.

Damn, how long has it been now? A decade? I’ve been playing this game almost as long as Minecraft. And just like Minecraft I feel a little guilty having only paid for it once. It’s worth twice whatever they’re charging.

This is one of the best pick-up/put-down time wasters. except it’s not a waste of time, it’s stays very fresh and engaging.

I really wish Mini Motorways wasn’t locked to Apple Arcade. Can you hear me, Dinosaur Polo? RELEASE MOTORWAYS AS A BUYABLE APP!

Verses Mode, Free-For-All pooping.

In a lot of public stalls in Japan, the outer end of the door is rounded. And the wall it connects to when closed is concaved. So even though there’s a gap to allow the door to open and close freely, there no direct line of sight.

If road construction crews blasted rock music wherever they worked, I wouldn’t be nearly as upset. Better noise pollution than a jackhammer.

Tingle will be played by Patton Oswalt.

Miyazaki is my favorite angry old man.

Someone was unappreciative of your posting or you literally got kicked out?

LOAD “JUMPMAN”,8,1

Just when I think I’ve forgotten all about this, someone pulls me back in.