Don’t forget MuskSQL^TM!

not 100% bleach white

More like any from:

• Not 100% bleach white
• Not 4 generations American
• Not a MAGA
• LGBTQ+
• Related to any anti-MAGAs
• Is pro-Palestinian or pro-Ukraine
• Has any part of their identity that can be used as an excuse to deport

Basically everyone other than Trump and the core MAGAs

Give it to me and it won’t take a single joule of energy to recycle plus it’s still useful

Relevant xkcd

Apple Magic Keyboard

There’s no point then

I’m making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad

the punchline is that if you pay for the iq test you are instantly considered stupid and if you bribe the iq test you get a high score. everyone in between won’t pay for an iq test

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

Spit your fax brother!

that’s an iPad

EDIT: it’s M4

Performance-wise the iPad can’t even use it due to the highly limited software

visual bell?

I wish all MAGAs a very DEI

Yes

Shoulda posted this in c/programminghumor

Exactly my point. Here you have a touchscreen computer with orders of magnitude faster processor, many times the memory but can only be used for Apple approved usages and you have a laptop past its sweet sixteen which can be used for anything you want and can be used as a fairly decent development device

But then again the thinkpad will probably still work after being hammered on