Good lad 👍

Honhonhon j’aime manger les ananas, jaime tous les fruits

I don’t know a lot about Canada but isn’t that how you piss off quebec?

Fuck this is relatable

Yeah looking back this is going to get its own chapter at least, if not its own fucking section in non-fiction / history / American history

Rip

Good point somebody make a note of that

Fuck putin, fuck oligarchs

I personally think that only about 70% of melon should be liquidated, and the rest should be on a pike at the south end of tower bridge

Heey I didn’t think they’d eat my face

I mean yeah, except for the fact that the wife is now ‘detained with ice’ which doesn’t sound like a good time

Well, that was stupid wasn’t it

Jeeeeeeezus fucking Christ

Pretty obvious sabotage imo

o7

Yeah I kinda like the tradition of terrible photographs on Wikipedia tbh

I fucking hate this melon guy, you know

One million percent this guy walking around with a jumbo sized plug up his butt hole, ‘large masculine insertions’ open in 175 tabs at all times

Why don’t the American people, as the largest people, simply eat trump, who is not all that large? I don’t understand

Like idk it’s pretty fucking obvious that turd and soup are foreign actors imo, like in the traditional sense. It’s been pretty fucking obvious for a while, like weeks, months or years depending on your perspective I suppose. The question seems to be at what point does the weight of this fact break through the roof, so to speak.