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Cake day: June 19th, 2023

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  • So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.


  • “How you doing, Dixie?”

    “I’m dead, Case. Got enough time in on this Hosaka to figure that one.”

    “How’s it feel?”

    “It doesn’t.”

    “Bother you?”

    “What bothers me is, nothin’ does.”

    “How’s that?”

    “Had me this buddy in the Russian camp, Siberia, his thumb was frostbit. Medics came by and they cut it off. Month later he’s tossin’ all night. Elroy, I said, what’s eatin’ you? Goddam thumb’s itchin’, he says. So I told him, scratch it. McCoy, he says, it’s the other goddam thumb.” When the construct laughed, it came through as something else, not laughter, but a stab of cold down Case’s spine. “Do me a favor, boy.”

    “What’s that, Dix?”

    “This scam of yours, when it’s over, you erase this goddam thing.”