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I’LL START MY OWN REDDIT!
WITH HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK!

Tomato and bacon pizza is godly

It’s not Christian, it was appropriated from other cultures/religions.

Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox - a very pagan way of calculating things.

Run this command:
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Probably shouldn’t be asking for tech support in the Linux meme community.

fuuuuuck

That was a rough read

Physical health or mental health?

Those devices are from 2008/2009

I’d be surprised to get 10 years of support on any technology product, let alone 17 years 🤷

Praise be to fartsparkles, blessed be his name.

Me: smiling and nodding

Also me: I have no fucking clue what I am looking at

He was already unpopular, so this is a pretty smart move to visibly remove him and gain something from it. It makes Carney look even better while getting rid of some dead weight.

there simply is no excuse to throw the future away over lesser social concerns.

You underestimate just how selfish people can be

Sounds like a bad prank show

YOU GOT YAML’D! 🤪

The Bay is going out of business because of their insistence on remaining a “department store”, high prices, and lack of adoption for any new technology.

Their point of sale was still running on DOS last I checked, and the shopping experience felt like it was straight out of the 90s.

Paywalled article

Check out the Linux Surface project https://github.com/linux-surface/linux-surface/wiki/Supported-Devices-and-Features#feature-matrix

The Surface Pro 8 looks to have everything supported, except for the camera.

He might just have a heart attack from all the McDonald’s

You have the private keys?