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“Shit or get out of the kitchen” is my current favorite malaphor.

An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

OK, what is the better metric? I’m not trying to gotcha really, but I use tap and pay and my banking apps very incredibly often and would not consider a phone where I couldn’t, and suspect that it is a significant driving factor for others as well.

Define many as a percentage of ~8 billion+ humans with smartphones or thereabouts

That’s called a sneakernet. Although, if you’re talking actual pigeons, you may be interested in RFC1149.

I’m gonna teach you a lesson on improv: “yes, and”.