Drugs. Must be drugs.

Pen, pencil. Both are dangerous in the wrong hands.

There’s more than one franchise with that problem. The Elder Scrolls…

♪♪ Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear… ♪♪

Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day

But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

My little pony simulator?
Just kidding. Have a nice day.

His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

Fly in fly trap:

:q!

Well, I would be glad if he would do it in person - and stays there.

Brain or testicle?

Trial:

and error:

Mellow greetings

Maybe that’s just his name.
*Scratching noise* “You wonder how I end up being here.”

Jason messing up the Signal chat.

He doesn’t know how ro use the three rings.