halyk.the.red

Yeah, I know someone who won’t watch that episode again because of how unsettling it is. Luckily for them, it’s slowly becoming reality.

It’s as if the more a population is restricted, the harder it will resist. It’s taking a while for the american people to be roused, but I have hope that it gathers speed and power, not unlike a boulder hurdling down a hill towards a village.

Call for an uber, driverless tesla pulls up. Call a tow truck, don’t cancel the order. “Yeah hi, thanks for showing up. Yeah I dunno, it just pulled up here and it’s blocking my driveway.”

I fell for the lies every time. I felt like a teenage girl dating a cheating ex, telling myself he really changed this time, it would be different.

Well maybe we needed a dog control button, Peter!

Maybe I’m still not over it. I’ll see myself out.

I bet a small portion of the country will remain Ukrainian, but only because no one else is going to willingly add Chernobyl to their country.

Will there be insurgencies in the former Ukraine territory? Or has their will be crushed completely? And what of the heads of state? Will the Ukrainian government trip over one another in efforts to cast blame and avoid fallout?

I’m afraid the issues in Ukraine will continue for some time. The lives they enjoyed pre-invasion are not coming back, even if they were physically unharmed.

Perhaps we take those dogs. When the unruly mobs kick in the mansions of the ultra rich, we let the dogs feed once more.

Was this the swamp that needed draining?

Jokes aside, I can’t see why a swamp would need draining beyond the needs of expanding suburban sprawl. Leave the wonderfully diverse ecosystems be, to flourish and rot in peace.

Well I recall reading about what happened the last time vikings tried to land on American shores, and I say bring em on!

I just need to check my notes real quick.

Okay so it turns out we may have genocided the people who defended their homeland against some of the most feared warfighters of that time, so perhaps trump just drops this whole thing before unnecessary blood is shed.

Seriously, anyone who gets so much as a papercut as a direct result of one of trump’s orders is regretful and unfortunate.

I’m sure that will drastically improve the already wonderful and welcoming community.

That’s the fun thing about the internet, you’re free to disregard and ignore comments that don’t appeal to you. Life is too short to take everything so seriously all the time. Which leads to the beauty of the reply button, it can lead to clarification, if you so desire.

Of course it applies to me, I’m the one making the joke. Out of everyone here, no one is more aware of the joke than me.

I agree, it’s equivalent to someone saying a joke and then following up with “I’m just joking!” We know you are. Anyone with a sense of nuance picked up on that, by the words you chose to use.

Just like with the spoken word, sometimes jokes are in poor taste or fall flat, but the /s makes every joke fall flat.

Lots of countries are bolstering forces by hundreds of thousands, even if their current military is in the tens of thousands. It’s eerie how similar it seems when the world is preparing to avoid war, and when the world is preparing for war.

I was commenting on the frightening amount of plastic in our oceans, but I suppose sharks and alligators would get even more platic from kayaks and surf boards or whatever.

You’re doubling down if you’re eating fish.

Any chance they can make a stop in Tel Aviv?

You’re talking about a people whose greatest goal in this life is to die and go to a big party in the clouds. Instead of grieving the life she could have had, they’re rejoicing that she’s with the lord now. It was all a part of his plan.

True, but I’ll not tailor myself to fit them. I get that not everyone is going to get me, but I’m not posting ridiculous shit with zero context at all hours for them.