There would also be civilian targets. Those huge retirement towns filled with MAGA boomers in Florida - the ones where they drive golf carts around - those will burn to the ground.

The modern US hasn’t fought a war with someone right next door, who looks and talks like them. Not only would it be hard to hold captured cities, but I think many Canadian fighters would walk across that massive unsecured border and start fucking up US resources like electrical stations, water supplies, subway systems, internet backbones, government buildings, . It is super easy to buy guns and ammo in the US, bombs are not hard to make. We would have a fair amount of local support as well.

We Canadians could just walk around the US in public and you’ve never know it.

Same. 11 year old account got banned for saying something. I’m not even entirely sure what it was. They deleted it and gave me the finger.

Fine with me.

The girlfriend and I (both Canadian in Canada) were just planning a summer trip to Niagara Falls like 30 minutes ago. Neither of us have been. We were looking at flights and didn’t realize we were looking at flights to Niagara Falls airport in the US. We were both like “Whoa. Nope!”

If this had been last year, we would have flown into either airport and visited both sides of the border. But there is not a chance in hell I’m crossing to the US side during this trip. I’m absolutely not taking a chance of wrecking my vacation, or weeks of my life, getting nabbed by some Nazi Ice Bro and shipped to a detention camp in Arizona.

Trump calls Moscow.

Putin makes him wait on hold for a few hours as a power move.

Putin gets on the phone and says “Fuck with Canada more you piece of shit babushka. I’ll have your daughter killed, bitch.” then hangs up.

Trump tells the ‘Washington Examiner’ that the two leaders have engaged in multiple phone discussions over the past weeks.

Maybe also has something to do with the uptick of banning left leaning people talking about the damage Trump and Musk are doing? There have been a TON of people here saying their 10+ year old accounts have been banned.

I don’t think anything Rober does is out of virtue.

I heard the US and Canada haven’t even had a phone call yet. This is the way. Just ignore the orange idiot.

If he throws a tariff, don’t bother talking to them. Just respond with a like tariff to red states and move on with life. Talking doesn’t do anything with Trump and he’s a fucking liar and will go back on previous deals anyway. There is no point in a discussion.

When the US attacks Australia, the ICBM are going over the pole.

I personally don’t have the time in my life right now to go to the US, not have the correct paperwork depending on the mood of someone in charge, and ending up in a detention camp in Arizona for two weeks.

I seem to be lacking in Soma and orgies.

Ah crap. That means I’m an Epsilon.

I had assumed Mark Rober was a sponsored member of the alt-right intellectual dark web.

He is.

Maybe it was downvoted because of Mormon weirdo Mark Rober and not the content itself?

I hope they grow Gros Michel bananas. These were the bananas that everyone ate until the crops were wiped out in the 50s by fungus. Artificial banana flavours always has more flavour and a richer taste than the common Cavendish banana. This flavour is mimicking the Gros Michel.

I’ve never had one, but they are still grown today but never in numbers for global export.

You know what else has stuff I don’t trust? The fucking measles.

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”

That’s a way to get ketchup on the walls.

It was over 1/3 of people who didn’t vote.

I doubt that. He fucked up the first time around, broke shit, wrecked things, stole classified documents, convicted of 34 felons, stole PPE from blue states to kill them during covid and millions needlessly died during covid. What happened? Nothing. People don’t really remember any of that. He was never punished for any of his actions or crimes.

Trump is the prime example of American hubris and apathy.