Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

There once was a man from Wallingford
One day he found himself a bit bored
So he built a clock
On the base of his cock
And now they call him Dick Gear-lord

Spike?

Bob. Bob.

Pratt’s all the way down

A guinness a day, keeps the doctor away…?

Jesus

lies

Show us on this circuit board where he touched you

Not sure that’s true. As an EU citizen, you can pretty much live anywhere in Europe. Then your husband can apply for spouse visa through you in that country. There are usually a couple of avenues available.

Edit: here’s usually the requirements for staying beyond 3 months as an EU citizen in another country. Then once you get residence, you can apply for residence for your spouse.

For Stays Beyond 3 Months You must meet one of these conditions:

• Be employed or self-employed
• Have sufficient resources and health insurance to support yourself without becoming a burden on the social assistance system
• Be studying with comprehensive health insurance and sufficient resources
• Be a family member of an EU citizen who meets any of the above conditions

Beer good. Napster bad.

By the horns?

Do those exist? Does seem like an obvious option.

I wish I had a shower with a window

Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN STEED

He didn’t have to stoop so low

Maybe scan the doctor’s note, and edit it using photopea in the future. This requirement is dumb.

I can dance all day. I can dance all day. Try hitting me.