That’s Gazpacho!

Punitive damages.

Incorrect. They plainly state she is in fact accused of the sex act. They are only saying the mask wearing is alleged because they can’t know that. They qualify that as that portion of the encounters doesn’t seem to affect the criminal charges but certainly makes it a bit more WTF and a better headline.

In this case what’s being alleged is the wearing of scream masks.

Gotta felate a fluorescent bulb to get the UV down your throat.

You need another property. Work a shady deal with a bank to massively overvalue that property. Borrow against that equity.

“Well what do I do with an overvalued loan on my other property now?” I hear you ask. Simple! Have another another property. Work a shady deal to massively overvalue…

Scrubs episode come to life.

He’d probably be stupid enough to use auto-pen.

If someone can’t walk a few blocks, that’s on them. Airplanes don’t get you exactly to the destination either. There’s a tradeoff.

I love yelling at my Facebook “friend” whenever gas prices go up a cent now. Under Biden it was all the damn time he’d cry about that but never acknowledged of it went down.

This. Especially because it took days to actually find him. Imagine how pants-shittingly-scared the oligarchs would be if one got capped and they couldn’t find the killer?

Not a chance. State level charges. Tim Walz is our governor. This is a heavy blue state for the governor.

I’ve heard it’s god’s wrath for homosexuality.

Won’t they think of the buttery males!

At which point she could primary him. No one is saying this will happen overnight.

Foreign leaders need to stop responding as if a serious response will have any effect. They need to throw that shit back in his face. Tell him you’ll accept, only if he discards the shithole states. Then list red states. Or tell him if he can find Greenland on the map, you’ll consider it. Or direct the message at blue states and welcoming them if they decide to secede.

Apologies, I’m no longer as technically literate as I used to be. I’ve no idea what that means.

Is there any alternative to chromecast out there with more privacy?

I like referring to it as xitter, pronounced “shitter”. What were once tweets are now steaming piles of xit. Or someone taking/dropping a xit.

Smack me in the back of the head like yoshi and I’ll swallow anything… anything