I passed the day that was farther away from my birthday than my birthday was to the start of WW2 years ago.

Not with that attitude.

The Samsung shop hands out 1.4mb JSON responses for order tracking, with what I estimate 99% redundant information that is repeated many times in different parts of the structure.

I run an Android TV box on my Smart TV, because I don’t trust them on the internet.

I crawled multiple defunct story sites years back and now I’m finally building an index and UI for them.