egg was being used by a lot of lizards and sea life long before chickens came around

anything that matters in that game is introduced or explained in it.

if you haven’t, please play just cause 3. it is genuinely one of the greatest games ever made and the entire premise is: ok here’s your grappling hook, parachute, wingsuit, bombs, and guns, now go blow up every thing and/or person with red on it. there is a story (and it’s decent) but who cares, you upgrade your shit by doing cool stunts and the main mode of progression is a how-much-shit-have-you-blown-up-in-this-area meter.

@[email protected] to stop people doing what disney is doing where they just keep milking one thing forever and nobody else ever gets to use the idea, which is why disney does so much bribery lobbying to change the rules.

I think it’s meant to be about gnome’s refusal to show the user anything ever lest they be overwhelmed by 1 (one) ui element cluttering the screen.

oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.