For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
The sex question redditors have arrived
bold to call others redditors from a .world account
He’s not insulting them for being redditors.
He’s insulting them for being sex question redditors.
Hey!
Just cause you’re right doesn’t mean it’s polite lol
Don’t encourage him.
Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.
I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I’m not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.
I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.
That’s fascinating. I can totally understand your phobia (not that I feel it but it makes complete sense).
Strange drunk man hip-checked his way into my locked apartment. He was on the wrong floor, trying to visit his buddy one above me.
Full, over-the-top drama mode to the apartment managers and they installed a much more secure door and deadbolt. I’d already complained about their doors being basically just thick cardboard, so I wasn’t going to pass the opportunity up.
Yes, one of the children woke up.
I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…
Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.
It reads correctly, unless you have a demented mind.
Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you’re about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.
Fuck that. Warzone roleplay. You’re a spec ops soldier and you’re partner is that little camping ass mf’s parental figure.
ADHD
Every time
I feel for you. On the same boat.
Yep, broken concentration fucks me up completely.
The dog got on the bed and licked my butt. Ruined the evening as we couldn’t stop laughing.
It wasn’t sex, but I was making out with a girl and the TV was on. One of the characters out of nowhere goes “no lightbulbs?! NO LIGHTBULBS!?” and I completely lost it, laughing right in her face practically in tears.
My 5 year old tapping on the door and asking if he can play too.
Oh, no, am I on Reddit again?
So… Would it have made it better or worse if she was yelling for her dad instead? 🤣
