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For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.
Xitter
My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.
Xitter is pronounced ‘shitter’ I’m pretty sure
That’s how I will always pronounce it.
I like to call it ex-twitter
I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people… for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?
Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.
The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch
We’re calling the “Gulf of America” Twitter? Who is “we” and where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?
This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?
He’s a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He’s honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He’s just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.
It’s pathetic. He’s going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.
And for the record, I’ve got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.
…I’m kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days.
I don’t think Xitter authentication existed in 1954…
…isn’t that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn’t they?
as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.
You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔
Can’t people still buy the blue check?
I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?
Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.
Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand
At this point you might as well just assume every corporation is shit and be pleasantly surprised when you look them up.
I mean, yeah, but Chiquita/United Fruit are on a whole different level. They’re the ones who single-handedly destabilized a whole region, funding multinational death squads, coups and shit. That’s the whole joke.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars
Edit: to be honest, anyone unfamiliar with this period should brush up on it. This was the last time the US truly functioned as an empire (or tried to), and the key arguments are going to be the same now as they were then.
That’s the whole joke.
It’s not very funny.
Wanna hear a good joke?
Nobody speak, nobody get choked.
No :( it’s not. The legacy is very grim, and ongoing.
sure; but I prefer my bananas to be slave free and traded fair :)
It’s true, too; Chiquita was vital in overthrowing the Guatemalan government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état#Genesis_and_prelude
I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that
Both tweets are fake.
Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.
Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.
A parody account posting something that’s perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of “fake.” What I meant was, Chiquita didn’t post either tweet.
Honestly, that’s just bananas.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Take your upvote e.e
Wait till they post something about Planters… Waggles eyebrows
Chiquita banana, chiquita banana, Obama
I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.
If aliens could judge us, they’d say: “So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don’t give a fuck about you; and bananas?”
Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat
It’s been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself
You’re off by two decades
