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Like I said, it’s likely a harassment campaign against whoever’s picture this is.

You gotta realize the person in the picture and the person doing the spamming is very unlikely to be the same person.

It’s either a pig butchering catfish scam, a harassment campaign, or a pain troll.

You’re hired

And every little bit helps.
I’m not gonna be able to be self-sufficient anytime soon, but it’s fine to start with what you can achieve at the time.

If I was Prime Minister, I’d impose a retaliatory tariff of 9000% just because it’s all just this stupid.
Call it the Goku tariffs, but drag it out over an hour or two with a lot of screaming.

You do mean like this very comment, right now?

IDK… Careful what you wish for?
The irony of saying this, while also benefiting from humans’ leeway is kinda rich, just saying.

Maybe a joke at the expense of StackOverflow. That you would just need a downvote bot to simulate SO interaction, idk.

If a foreign nation threatens to forcefully annex you and you go with it, you’re quite literally the definition of a traitor.

I’d like to hear from actual Albertans what they think of this.
We might not agree on much most days, but still, I hope the country comes before whatever squabbles.

Dude, your fucking president is anti-government in the sense that they’re full on dismantling everything.
The call is coming from inside the (white) house.

They’ll even reimburse you in prorata your remaining subscription term. Literally no reason to wait before canceling right fucking now.

Trash trash bags, hmm.

IDK, maybe, I might be one of those guys and didn’t really notice before.
I don’t believe I do this differently around women vs men.
I’m often too busy in my own head to pay much attention. So, if your body language isn’t sketchy like drunk or overly aggressive, odds are I’ve zoned out and you didn’t register much.

Anyway, I’m a generally silent walker.
If I’m not paying attention, I might end up sneaking up on someone without meaning to, which can then startle them or spook them. Like, I spook my cat often enough and they’re the actual predators.

But yea, late at night, I think I might subconsciously make myself known ahead of time just as a simple courtesy.
I’d rather not find out whether anyone’s more of a fight/flight person when they finally notice me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me? I’m the throat clearing guy. Hi. Ahem.

PS: I have 20+ years experience of throat clearing. Yes I’ve seen doctors, they didn’t find anything other than yea we can see inflammation in your vocal chords, no there’s nothing we can do, just stop doing it. That or prescribe random shit that actually fucks up other basic bodily functions and create actual problems.

Anyway, I’m sorry if it’s weird.

Rules for thee but not for me is a classic

It’s kinda lemmy lore I guess.
Beans was a wave of shitposts from about 16 months ago where poeple kept posting a bunch of beans in various forms and the whole feed was mostly beans.

You’ll also stumble upon the “3 days no poop” thing where someone asked a question in asklemmy I think about how to avoid shitting for 3 days.
I think they later deleted their account, but they were very mysterious about why and people genuinely came with ideas for them and it snowballed into its own thing.

Unrelated, but similar to the poop knife, if only in the inside joke / lore kinda thing.

Grab some beans, make yourself at home.

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I just assume tariffs will hit 9000% eventually.
That is… if Trump and his fuckers realize taxes and percentages can exceed 100%.

It is already a lost cause.

You’re not a bad person, but neither is she?

IMHO, If they’re caring, respectful and fully aware of the situation who am I to judge.
Keep in mind… most other teens would have ended up doing exactly that, but without telling either guy nor you.
I think that’s quite mature and level-headed of her to have been upfront about this actually. 🤷‍♂️

No need to convince me.
You’d pay me $100k in cash and I wouldn’t even go.
If I wanna go to Cuba, I’d rather book a flight there… to the non-guantanamo part.
Instead of risking an ICE layover detention

I’m so not setting foot in the US.
Fuck, I don’t even wanna fly over it on my way to somewhere else in case it needs an emergency landing and the United Slavers needs more bodies that day.