Na, USB-C charging.

Please tell him his feels make him gay

(But only if that hurts his previous feels)

A lot of technical documentation is translated automatically. I’m German, so most sites will give me the German translation. And more often than not, I struggle to understand even the basics of what they talk about. Until I switch to English, the original language.

But… Teapot!

And achieved by Trump, on accident!

Whoopsie!

I guess this will be my way to work tomorrow. First day on the job and I’m so nervous I couldn’t sleep. Tonight I’ll do some of those horrible, horrible drugs.

The constant switching between sucking his dick and whining about how unfair or nasty he is, is so annoying.

As a German I’m so sick of “but only a third voted for Trump”. Nobody cares, fix your country!

Let me just start with: holy fuck, that’s a lot of text.

I hope you’re paranoid and everything will be fine, but I fear you’re not, and at least part of that will become reality. I would send thoughts and prayers, but I’m an atheist, and thoughts and prayers is what got you in that situation.

Good luck, and I mean that. I’m glad not to be in your situation.

And it won’t lead to the expected outcome.

As an European, could you please collapse before siding with Russia over us? That would be great, thanks.

Alternatively, and much preferred, just kick the whole Trump administration into the ocean, hold your own Nuremberg trials and start refreshed into the future. K thx bye.

Hey, some years ago we said the same about Russia invading Ukraine. Maybe Russia’s actions aren’t directed by logic.

I still don’t get what the fuck their problem is. Is it really just “they strong, we want strong alone”? I can’t believe the entire government is in Putin’s pockets.

Trump is one thing, but I’m really shocked at how easily he could exploit the system. I’m afraid this will be possible for future presidents, so I’m not sure if we should just exclude Trump. The US has a lot of homework to do.

One cubic meter of it.

What do you want this time? Minerals? Oil?

MAGA uses dumb!

It’s not very effective.

Oh, they finally got the message?

Man, that freedom of speech thing works really different than I thought.

Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.

“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”