Article that doesn’t require an email address:

https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/5224229-trump-makes-history-by-pardoning-a-corporation/

By the way, guess which company is involved with Melania Coin.

Do we really want to know?

“Ugh. Why is this machine always sticky?!”

What’s the power source?

Plot twist: you use AI to perform the interview and do the job for you.

Now that you mention it, I wouldn’t mind living in that environment.

Don’t let them in. Simple as

This is the correct answer.

A sexy mistake.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Kif, I’m sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

Yahtzee

That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

Yeah, the number of “personal massagers” sold is going to spike. This is just virtue signaling.

Large enough to oppress the working class, and small enough to abide the ownership class.

Beautiful. Love hard, and run free, you magnificent renegades.

All the better

Maybe we should help him.