Oh no. Anyway…

Okay, I’m IBM Aptiva old.

…I’m older.

…Oregon Trail older, motherfucker.

Every other Windows distro is okay, since XP. XP ->7 ->10. I’m holding out for 12 because 11 blows, but…Linux looks more attractive every day.

Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

Me: you could install more RAM.

FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

Me: …no, it’s hardware…you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

…I was fired a week later because she “felt threatened”. Lol.

I mean, I’m a moron, but I know the basics are: nuclear reaction creates heat, boils water into steam, steam turns turbine, turbine spins magnet inside copper coil. Magic! I still don’t understand some lightswitches though…especially the kind that require an app. I’m not downloading an app to turn on a light in my house.

Been there since 07, also work in Human Services. Reddit died with Aaron. He was the heart and soul of the site. The decline started shortly after that and it was slow, but it really picked up steam around the time of their IPO, and ever since they’ve pretty much embraced “evil”. Fuck Spez.

I really don’t understand anyone who votes for someone like this. I get that they’re stupid, but I support folks with ID and they can still tell when someone is a cunt.

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

Oh she’s out! Neat! What about that German tattoo-artist?

…Ubuntu?

As someone from the US, if you don’t like Canada, there’s something broken in your soul.

I wish I could apologize personally to every Canadian on behalf of the fucking dipshits in my country who have enabled this, and also have a big BBQ to apologize for Trump, the tech-bro fascists, and the weird Handmaid’s Tale motherfuckers who seem to think it’s cool to threaten the USA’s best-friend. Former best-friend now I guess :/

Canada is awesome. Canadians are awesome. Fuck those assholes. Poutine is also awesome. Fuck Trump. Fuck this nonsense.

Well if they make a Cybertruck 2 that’s lifted and looks like the Dildozer, they might have a new market. It’ll get 50 miles per-charge, but it’ll intimidate their neighbor’s kid, so it’s worth the $380,000 price tag (financed, of course).

Trump is a moron who is courting WW3. Also water is wet. NEWS AT 11!