Huh? 33 is all bumpy. 69 is Nice. Also round.

I had a couple of Symbian OS phones, I wish it would make a comeback

Roo’s mom

Her name is Kanga.

Life-like? Do you realize how long of a tentacle you could coil into a cubic meter? It’d be like that tool assisted perfect game of Snake, but in 3 dimensions…

That’s the porn parody: The DomiMatrix

“full tang” is the wording to look for on knives. I have gotten cheap ones before that had a little foil strip on the plastic handle to make it look like it was all metal.

The Matrix

Swap machines needing electricity for Demons needing Blood

I’m stealing this. I’ll credit you if I remember. (I won’t… You’ll just be “someone on Lemmy”)

Pretty sure if I wake up on the back of a tyrannosaurus, I’m going to try and kill it so I’m not caught in the crossfire of everyone else trying to kill it.

Melania did a better job during contract negotiations and only has to make 3 official appearances per calendar year.

Also, she’s an illegal immigrant and is afraid to leave the country because Trump won’t let her back in.

"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

You forgot that one of the old white men is “rich”, so you have to apply the set of rich people consequences.

I will list them for you here:

Even better, get capsules and compress the powder in a shell like a breeching round.

Effective range goes way down, though

Battleclash & Metal Combat were both awesome. Another forgotten IP…

Grilled pineapple on a burger.

I was going to say 17. Adult sized with childlike resilience.

If you have to use more than 3 adapters, stop and reevaluate what you’re doing.

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

Moose calvary would be absolutely terrifying

We’re on the fucking brink of a civil war

That’s the key point: they want to provide a common enemy so it’s America vs “whoever” instead of the class war that should be happening.