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Putin is doing the planning, Trump can’t think

Have you said thank you?

But uninhabited islands are

What a fucking moron, he’s not on the side of Canada

Bet fr fr

"Research has identified that the Goatse Man is in fact named Kirk Johnson, or at least goes by that name online. He is the same person who appears on Bottleguy and Detroit Hardcore, as confirmed by the mole at the top left corner of his anus- the chances of another practitioner of anal stretching having a mole in the same place is extraordinarily unlikely. It is this analysis that ties hello.jpg and the contents of gap.zip to the name of Kirk Johnson. It is also a supposed “fact” that Kirk is french, however this is likely to stem from a BME article about anal stretching featuring a french practitioner who is not Kirk Johnson, and therefore this rumour is likely to simply be xenophobia

Goatse was identified by his butthole picture

Formerly great

If there is ever an invasion we will use deep-newfie code talkers, the baymen are unintelligible except to one another

If you time it right enough it’ll put the turd right back where it came from

Marksmanship is quite popular up here

Damn teslas are really explody

Nothing to see here, just regular Canadians enjoying cheering for the Calgary fires hockey team, voting for the conservatives and warm water ports!

Spez is also a cocksucker

She’s treasonous but at least she’s a complete moron and fucking it up for pp

So Trump is dumb