Because I need money

Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

Joke’s on that guy, all the women on the Internet are really just this guy:

Just don’t kick a giant mouse in the butt and you’ll be fine. Otherwise, you’ll become a political prisoner.

I’d take the 50 cents as long as I don’t end up with 5 cents. I don’t want a Nickelback.

I took a IQ test online it said I Genius.

My car breaking down at a railroad crossing while a train is coming towards me.

A wizard did it.

I found who he’s looking for:

What’s retirement?

I do. I tried newpipe but not being able to log into my account was a deal breaker. The only negative I have with revanced is that I can’t cast with it, although having Smart Tube on my Chromecast helps.

I’ve been using revanced since it came out and vanced for years until it died. I haven’t had any issues with my account at any point using either app.

Yay, I’m able to comment on Sync. Everything’s coming up Milhouse!